The decision was made. Guard #429 has been stripped of his rank and demoted back to a normal guard. I took the open position and now i am a captain, with my own legion of about fifty guards.
Because i have been promoted i have been given the choice of my own weapons, which i have to forge myself, and a suitable uniform for my legion. The weapon choices are a Katana, a lightsaber, a nightstick, a plasma rifle, a revolver, or a magical staff. I chose the revolver and the Katana.
My uniform is a ninja uniform with no head covering and a wizard robe ontop of it, for the convenience of pockets.
In the next two weeks i shall be off between several worlds picking the most magical metals for my weapons, notably iron, and i shall be back with my new weapons ready for an adventure.
NPC FTW!!!
P.S. don't think i haven't forgotton about my bag of holding. That trip is on hold for now.
Sunday, February 28, 2010
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Dragons of doom
Hello again. I notice that i must not have any fans because no one has commented. If i do have any readers PLEASE COMMENT.
I took a little holiday yesterday. I went into the world of Dungeons and dragons. That place is messed up. Every step i took i was harassed by groups of adventures trying to either kill me for my items or get a quest from me, it was worse than my trip to Azaroth. I was able to join up with a level 11 adventuring party, we went off to kill a dragon who stole the daughter of a mayor in some town that isn't even on the map.
Whilst adventuring i ran into one of my colleagues, Guard #429. He had been missing for the last 50 years, his excuse was that he just got lost and didn't want to activate his rescue beacon because he had worked up a century of holiday time. I took him to the local guard barracks and i am awaiting for his trial results. He will probably become my sidekick because i found him.
I have saved up for a magic camera and it should arrive next week so i can start doing posts with photos.
Until next time.
Guard #235
PS. We did kill the dragon and i got a big sword and a bag of holding, i am thinking of taking my next holiday to a technology rich place so i can make a house inside the bag.
I took a little holiday yesterday. I went into the world of Dungeons and dragons. That place is messed up. Every step i took i was harassed by groups of adventures trying to either kill me for my items or get a quest from me, it was worse than my trip to Azaroth. I was able to join up with a level 11 adventuring party, we went off to kill a dragon who stole the daughter of a mayor in some town that isn't even on the map.
Whilst adventuring i ran into one of my colleagues, Guard #429. He had been missing for the last 50 years, his excuse was that he just got lost and didn't want to activate his rescue beacon because he had worked up a century of holiday time. I took him to the local guard barracks and i am awaiting for his trial results. He will probably become my sidekick because i found him.
I have saved up for a magic camera and it should arrive next week so i can start doing posts with photos.
Until next time.
Guard #235
PS. We did kill the dragon and i got a big sword and a bag of holding, i am thinking of taking my next holiday to a technology rich place so i can make a house inside the bag.
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
near christmass
Hello to my little amount of, but probably non existant, fans.
well, it has been a hard christmas season being a NPC, they have raised our intergame pay by threefold, we are getting killed by PCs at tenfold and i had my magical camera stolen from me two das ago. Oh well.
I have spent my last week (even before my first post) beng posted in Tamriel. The horrible, glitchy, seasonless place it is. My regiment consisted of me and only me. So not only do i have to gaurd the white gold tower from PCs, i also have to gaurd the rest of the damned country, or continent, from every creature imaginable until new years eve; when some more guards will pop back in after their christmass holidays, which i forgot to take.
Anyway, i have to go because another 50 people think it is fun to have Mehrunes Dagon attack their imperial city game at the same time. Haha VERY FUNNY. Merry Christmas to all and to all "Don't kill guards this holiday season, we are stretched thin enough as it is without you PCs making the joob any harder.
well, it has been a hard christmas season being a NPC, they have raised our intergame pay by threefold, we are getting killed by PCs at tenfold and i had my magical camera stolen from me two das ago. Oh well.
I have spent my last week (even before my first post) beng posted in Tamriel. The horrible, glitchy, seasonless place it is. My regiment consisted of me and only me. So not only do i have to gaurd the white gold tower from PCs, i also have to gaurd the rest of the damned country, or continent, from every creature imaginable until new years eve; when some more guards will pop back in after their christmass holidays, which i forgot to take.
Anyway, i have to go because another 50 people think it is fun to have Mehrunes Dagon attack their imperial city game at the same time. Haha VERY FUNNY. Merry Christmas to all and to all "Don't kill guards this holiday season, we are stretched thin enough as it is without you PCs making the joob any harder.
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Day 0
Hi, i am Guard #235. I am that guard that you see in every game and talk too or just kill. Finally i decided to write of my exploits and adventures of being that random NPC that gets summoned into every game imagineable. I will post pictures if i have magic or a camera, if not i will just write of my deeds.
My posts will be updated at least once a month and will be longer than this post. Have fun and remember: Just because you aren't a PC doesn't mean you can't have your own adventure.
My posts will be updated at least once a month and will be longer than this post. Have fun and remember: Just because you aren't a PC doesn't mean you can't have your own adventure.
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