near christmass

Hello to my little amount of, but probably non existant, fans.

well, it has been a hard christmas season being a NPC, they have raised our intergame pay by threefold, we are getting killed by PCs at tenfold and i had my magical camera stolen from me two das ago. Oh well.

I have spent my last week (even before my first post) beng posted in Tamriel. The horrible, glitchy, seasonless place it is. My regiment consisted of me and only me. So not only do i have to gaurd the white gold tower from PCs, i also have to gaurd the rest of the damned country, or continent, from every creature imaginable until new years eve; when some more guards will pop back in after their christmass holidays, which i forgot to take.

Anyway, i have to go because another 50 people think it is fun to have Mehrunes Dagon attack their imperial city game at the same time. Haha VERY FUNNY. Merry Christmas to all and to all "Don't kill guards this holiday season, we are stretched thin enough as it is without you PCs making the joob any harder.

Day 0

Hi, i am Guard #235. I am that guard that you see in every game and talk too or just kill. Finally i decided to write of my exploits and adventures of being that random NPC that gets summoned into every game imagineable. I will post pictures if i have magic or a camera, if not i will just write of my deeds.

My posts will be updated at least once a month and will be longer than this post. Have fun and remember: Just because you aren't a PC doesn't mean you can't have your own adventure.