Sunday, February 28, 2010

Blacksmithing

The decision was made. Guard #429 has been stripped of his rank and demoted back to a normal guard. I took the open position and now i am a captain, with my own legion of about fifty guards.

Because i have been promoted i have been given the choice of my own weapons, which i have to forge myself, and a suitable uniform for my legion. The weapon choices are a Katana, a lightsaber, a nightstick, a plasma rifle, a revolver, or a magical staff. I chose the revolver and the Katana.

My uniform is a ninja uniform with no head covering and a wizard robe ontop of it, for the convenience of pockets.

In the next two weeks i shall be off between several worlds picking the most magical metals for my weapons, notably iron, and i shall be back with my new weapons ready for an adventure.

NPC FTW!!!

P.S. don't think i haven't forgotton about my bag of holding. That trip is on hold for now.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Dragons of doom

Hello again. I notice that i must not have any fans because no one has commented. If i do have any readers PLEASE COMMENT.

I took a little holiday yesterday. I went into the world of Dungeons and dragons. That place is messed up. Every step i took i was harassed by groups of adventures trying to either kill me for my items or get a quest from me, it was worse than my trip to Azaroth. I was able to join up with a level 11 adventuring party, we went off to kill a dragon who stole the daughter of a mayor in some town that isn't even on the map.

Whilst adventuring i ran into one of my colleagues, Guard #429. He had been missing for the last 50 years, his excuse was that he just got lost and didn't want to activate his rescue beacon because he had worked up a century of holiday time. I took him to the local guard barracks and i am awaiting for his trial results. He will probably become my sidekick because i found him.

I have saved up for a magic camera and it should arrive next week so i can start doing posts with photos.

Until next time.
Guard #235

PS. We did kill the dragon and i got a big sword and a bag of holding, i am thinking of taking my next holiday to a technology rich place so i can make a house inside the bag.